Kevin Higgins After Recent Unfortunate Results Next election onwards, there’ll be a second vote for those who turn up with, under their arm, a print copy of one of the larger newspapers and answer a few unobtrusive questions to prove they’ve consumed it correctly. A third for those who also present receipts that show they’ve dined sufficiently … Read more
The Continuing Story of Óglaigh na hÉireann All around the snot-nosed parishes of Ireland small people of both genders, and neither, are flapping open copies of The Sunday O’Duffy getting worried about the continued existence of the Citizen Army, Fenian Brotherhood, Official IRA. We can’t have parties who perspire to government secretly controlled by cabals … Read more
Advisory Epistle From Literature Quangocrat after Alexander Pope About my person, I at all times carry a bowl of re-heated cocktail sausages and a completed application form asking that I be better funded next year. I only read novels which interrogate the relationship between gout and Islamist terrorism, translated from the obligatory French; and poets … Read more