Tag: Deborah Mason

  • Poem: ‘The con cometh’

    The con cometh

    The demon smirks, having laid out her wares.
    Will they see what she’s doing?
    Will they realise how they’re being taken in?
    Not all will grasp how an influencer works.
    She hopes they won’t. Her power over them
    depends on her ability to cajole and deceive.
    She insinuates herself into their thoughts,
    whispering temptations, telling them that the world
    is theirs for the taking. Only a click away.
    It’s not all about apples. Other goods are available.


    Feature Image: Max Beckmann – Family Picture (1920)

  • Poem: ‘Fothering the Sheep’

    Fothering the sheep

    Only minus seven this morning
    but the gate latches are frozen solid.
    ‘We’ll need a kettleful to unfreeze them.’
    There’s more snow forecast and a gale warning.

    ‘We need to get hay up to the sheep
    before it blows in.’ The cart’s struggling.
    The sheep are gathered, waiting. ‘They’re patient,
    I’ll give them that.’ The snow’s firm, packed deep.

    ‘Nay, don’t all push at once! You’ll get your share.’
    Sheep surge forward, eyes fixed on the hay.
    The lads flick it up. It falls in bundles on the snow.
    Strewing the hay shows the sheep they care.

    Image: Daniele Idini

  • Poem: ‘What comes to mind in Ireland’

    What comes to mind in Ireland

    What is black? An absence of light,
    the cassocks of parish priests,
    dark peat in an Irish bog.

    What is brown? A leather belt,
    decaying plants, veins of iron in stones,
    the layered bark of a log.

    What is grey? Lowering clouds,
    skies threatening rain over windswept water,
    the speckled muzzle of an old dog.

    What is silver? A crucifix round a neck,
    handcuffs and shackles, thirty shiny coins,
    a flash of light through heavy fog.

    Feature Image: Daniele Idini

  • Poem: Maldon days

    Maldon days

    hēt þā hyssa hwæne    hors forlǣtan,
    feorr āfȳsan,    and forð gangan,
    hicgan tō handum,    and tō hige gōdum.
    The Battle of Maldon (991 AD)

    Galvanized into action,   my companion horses neighed
    as they galloped to the woods,   riderless and rudderless.
    I turned back to my liege lord,   reluctant to retreat,
    but he waved me away from him,   although I was his steadfast steed
    who had taken him into battle boldly before   on many occasions.

    In the woods, we regrouped.   Ealdorman Byrhtnoth’s proud hawk
    circled and swooped overhead,   dismissed as we had been,
    uneasy as we were.   We faced out towards the riverbank,
    watching the fighting begin,   watching the ruthless invaders wreak havoc.
    We waited for the command to return   but it never came.

    I went down to the battlefield first,   saw my beloved ealdorman
    bristling with spears,   slaughtered alongside his faithful warriors.
    Leaving our heroes, our lords lying lifeless,   we trotted back to our stables,
    knowing that our return would herald the defeat,   set off the lamentations
    of the families left behind,   filling us all with sorrow for our great loss.

    Feature Image: Battle of Maldon plains.

  • Poem: ‘No animals died’

    No animals died

    Our research on toads and carabids
    considered predator and prey.
    Japanese toads and bombardier beetles
    were ‘introduced’, let’s say.
    The relationships were explosive –
    but complied with current laws.
    We intend to show you footage.
    Please, hold your applause.

    Our methodology? Each beetle placed
    in tongue’s reach of a toad.
    Each swallowed.
    Chemical explosions soon showed
    toads bulging, swelling,
    changing shape –
    till finally, through emesis,
    they let their prey escape.

    Our results? All beetles were ejected –
    and survived. No toads died.
    We timed explosions, measured vomit,
    observed from every side.
    We’ve now described how toxic creatures
    can avoid digestion.
    Ah yes sir, at the back there,
    do you have a question?


    Reference
    Sugiura, S., Sato, T. 2018 Successful escape of bombardier beetles from predator digestive systems. Biol.Lett. 14: 20170647. http://dx.doi.org/10.1098/rsbl.2017.0647

    Feature Image: Japanese Common Toad by Yasunori Koide.