Come on in. Try our new Chicken Selects.
\nForget food. We should send them luggage.
\nWatch this sexy star win in just five words.
\nDo you like who your party elects?
\nYou could always reverse your mortgage.
\nA better demographic is diehard nerds.
\nWe\u2019ve never seen a storm like this before.
\nGet cash: Sell us your diabetes strips.
\nWhat\u2019s worse than all is that the world won\u2019t end.
\nBuy \u201cFlip This House\u201d and be a millionaire.
\nCall now to book amazing summer trips.
\nYou\u2019ve typed up your break-up. Now hit send.
\nWon\u2019t you take a moment to show you care?
\nWe\u2019ve never seen a storm like this before.
\nHere\u2019s one weird old trick to get rid of belly fat.
\nGo on. Guess who just got a Guggenheim.
\nIt\u2019s true. Everyone says you drink too much.
\nA great run of growth has finally gone flat.
\nIt\u2019s pointless in our time to use rhyme.
\nYou really are just entirely out of touch.
\nWe\u2019ve never seen a storm like this before.
\nA mob has formed outside the convention.
\nWe have no way of knowing what\u2019s kept offshore.
\nPlease hang up now or choose an extension.
\nWe\u2019ve never seen a storm like this before.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Ernest Hilbert\u00a0is the author of three collection of poetry, Sixty Sonnets, All of You on the Good Earth, and Caligulan, which was selected as winner of the 2017 Poets\u2019 Prize. He lives in Philadelphia where he works as a rare book dealer, opera librettist, and book reviewer for The Washington Post. His poem \u201cMars Ultor\u201d will appear in Best American Poetry 2018.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Come on in. Try our new Chicken Selects. Forget food. We should send them luggage. Watch this sexy star win in just five words. Do you like who your party elects? You could always reverse your mortgage. A better demographic is diehard nerds. We\u2019ve never seen a storm like this before. Get cash: Sell us […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":47,"featured_media":1481,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,1],"tags":[187],"class_list":["post-1217","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-poetry","category-uncategorized","tag-2018april"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/casswp.eutonom.eu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1217","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/casswp.eutonom.eu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/casswp.eutonom.eu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/casswp.eutonom.eu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/47"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/casswp.eutonom.eu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1217"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/casswp.eutonom.eu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1217\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/casswp.eutonom.eu\/index.php\/wp-json\/"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/casswp.eutonom.eu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1217"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/casswp.eutonom.eu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1217"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/casswp.eutonom.eu\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1217"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}